Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Top 5 ways to kiss your relationship goodbye

Here is my top 5 list of what to do if you want out of your relationship. We have seen celebrities make these mistakes over and over and yet people still do them, thinking they are the exception to the rule. I'm not saying that if you avoid these things then you are in the clear. Just saying this will speed up the process.

5. Proclaim your love publicly by saying things like “we will never get divorced”, or “that won’t happen to us”. Once those words leave your mouth you might as well contact your divorce lawyer. Never say never.

4. Renewing your vows because the first ceremony wasn’t lavish enough. Not judging, just saying Jon & Kate did it and look where it got them.

3. Get married spontaneously in Vegas. This scenario works out for no one except Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz and that was because it was a Hollywood movie. Unless you were already planning on getting married, avoid quickie Britney Spears weddings at the Little White Chapel.

2. Get tattoos together. Especially matching ones, names, initials, or some other crap celebrities do. The only thing permanent in this scenario is the ink you just put on your body.

1. Get your own reality show. Enough said.

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